Ahoy me hearties! Shiver me timbers, it's Talk Like A Pirate Day! So change your buddy t' a pirate, put on your eye patch, join us on deck and let's get pirate talkin'.
I got a question for ye first tho' – where’d you find Captain Hook’s treasure chest? Under his treasure shirt! Why couldn’t t' pirate play cards? Because he was sittin' on t' deck!
Ahaaarggghh. Pirates love jokes. Do ye know any good ones? Comment on THIS blog with the best ones ye know, and we’ll get you a special mention!