Ahoy me hearties!

Ahoy me hearties!

It’s … Talk Like A Pirate Day! So our gang are making up lots of pirate jokes.

Here are their jokes:

Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrrrrrr!

What is a pirate’s favourite doll? A Barrrrrrr-bie!

Where’d you find Captain Hook’s treasure chest? Under his treasure shirt!

Why couldn’t t’ pirate play cards? Because he was sittin’ on t’ deck!

Pirates love jokes. Do ye know any good ones? Comment on THIS blog with the best ones ye know!